My actions need no justification.

Hi. I'm David. How nice to meet you!
16. Music. Independence. Piano.
Need me and I'll be there. Want me, and you won't find me.

May 30, 2012 9:15 pm
"GO IN MY INBOX AND TELL ME ANYTHING YOU WANT, ANONYMOUS OR NOT, AND I’LL RESPOND."
1:35 am
No Condom, All Raw: how to finger a girl the right way:

rawsex:

Using your fingers on a woman’s vagina can reap amazing results.. give that you use the right finger techniques. Of course, it’s up to you to figure out exactly what your particular woman prefers when it comes to speed, tempo, and amount of fingers.

Here are some finger techniques that…

1:03 am

barackfuckingobama:

zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

(via neville-is-my-doctor)

1:03 am
  • me: on a scale of one to america, how free are you tonight?
12:25 am
poopsocksz:

please ?

poopsocksz:

please ?

May 29, 2012 11:02 pm

thevagavenger:

Me in the morning with my roomate.

(Source: homelessdepot, via bey0ndtheeye)

10:57 pm

lindsayface47:

gelfling:

thegreatwhitehorsescomeup:

bestofhands:

tigerbloodadonisdna:

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.



And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

Scott brought this home today. You can answer every subject card with Kanye West. 

I do own this. From the cards, it looks much better than apples to apples could ever be.

I would like this.

I NEED IT

This is perfect.

(via makedamnsense)

10:55 pm
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

franktwitchy:

oh my fucking god

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via anotherdayjay)

10:53 pm 10:38 pm

why wear pants when you can just not wear pants

(Source: grapfruit, via darrenyourock)

10:34 pm 6:03 pm
insanely-thin:

Once somebody knows about your eating disorder, they’re going to torture you with this question at least once a day.

insanely-thin:

Once somebody knows about your eating disorder, they’re going to torture you with this question at least once a day.

(via a-ofmay)

6:01 pm
livingwiththeconsequences:

Sometimes I’m fine with it, I mean, people change, it’s inevitable, but sometimes I just randomly get really sad about it…

livingwiththeconsequences:

Sometimes I’m fine with it, I mean, people change, it’s inevitable, but sometimes I just randomly get really sad about it…

(Source: happily-n3ver-aft3r, via dale-the-whale)

1:10 am

25 minutes guys.

And she thought I didn’t have stamina. Pssh. I proved that bitch wrong.

1:08 am